Three-legged soccer is a reasonable party equalizer

Having a get together with the team and their significant others usually means, well... no soccer playing due to the skill disparity.

Answer? 3-legged players. Consider David Beckham playing with his right leg tied to Victoria? Victoria would have some skills and David would be massively reduced.

Give it a try. Oh, and shorten the field. A lot. Running is a pain this way.